In Ranchi after India’s 69 run win over Sri Lanka,
Ques. Why does he not play his famous helicopter shot as frequently as in the past?
Ans. See, a helicopter needs a particular place to fly. If you go underwater into a submarine and ask why there are no helicopters there, then that will be a problem. I cannot play it to a bouncer unless I get a stool with me.
During Australia tour 2011-2012
Ques. Why the Indian batsmen face problems with Australian pitches and conditions?
Ans. You won’t see a Sreesanth batting like a Don Bradman just because he wants to bat like one.
In England 2014 on James Anderson-Ravindra Jadeja controversy
Ques. Whether the hangover from the Jadeja-Anderson spat would persist through the Old Trafford Test?
Ans. Usually i don’t drink. I don’t get hangovers.
Before the World T20 semifinal in 2014
Ques. Why Team India was playing football without shoes during the practice session?
Ans. What to do, we are all out of money.
After India was knocked out of World T20 semifinal in 2016
Ques. Will you be continuing playing after this tournament?
(Dhoni Called him up)
Ans. MS Dhoni: Do you want me to retire?
Jouro: Ahh, no, that’s what I was going to ask you.
MSD: Do you think I’m unfit, looking at me running
Jouro: No. Very fast.
MSD: Do you think I can survive until the 2019 World Cup?
Jouro: Umm … yes! Sure.
MSD: Then you have the answer to your question. Thank you, sir
MSD: I wish that was some Indian media guy so that I could have asked if he has a son who is old enough to play and is a wicketkeeper. If he would have said no, then I would have asked maybe a brother who can, but.. You fired the wrong ammunition at the wrong time my friend